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tamaratunie:

*takes my broke ass home*

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bat-vomit:

afriet:

dandelion to seed head

I have wondered about this for so long.

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imthedad:

I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.

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capaldi-12:

blagdenjolrass:

"honey, i’m pregnant."

hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

the first dad joke

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